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Act 1: Brothers

 

Scene 1: Ocamp

 

(Nokia and Alvin are stage left)

 

Nokia: (breathless, runs out from stage left) Luckily, I’m not late. Oh my god! What a coincidence! We went to the same secondary school and university, and now we’re in the same group for Ocamp ( a camp for freshers )! Come on…

 

Alvin: Dude! I can’t tell you how much I wanted to team up with Tom.

 

Nokia: I know you’d rather team up with me though~

 

Alvin: Bro, stop touching me! I am straight as fuck. (wipes himself) Speaking of which, I heard this Ocamp is a lot of fun, with lots of drinks and girls!

 

Nokia: No way… I just got drunk last week, fell down the stairs at Bayshore, and my hand is just starting to feel better! You know me, I’m the good boy. I’m not drinking… but maybe when we get back to the UK, I can party again!

 

Alvin: Don’t be such a bore! It’s not like we’re like those LSE people! Hey, Do you think I actually don’t know? — KCL is famous for having the most fun in London!

 

Nokia: Nahhhhh

 

Alvin: Stop pretending! You are not coming just because there are not much pretty girls here. (speaking softly) But you are right, the pretty girls here are even less than my body count!

 

Nokia: Right? If there are no hot chicks, then there’s nothing to do! When we play games at night, I’d rather go to bed.

 

Alvin: But don’t say that! Just like Confucius said, drinking is a respect for the night. Getting drunk is a respect for the drink. If I ask you to drink, it’s a respect for you. You’re not disrespecting me, right? Just because there are no hot girls doesn’t mean we can’t drink together! It’s rare that we’re in the same group!

 

Nokia: Look at you, talking about brotherhood! We’ve known each other for seven years — three years in Hong Kong high school, four years in the UK. How many times have I liked a girl and you didn’t chase her away? (confused) And Confucius didn’t say all this wet nonsense! He’s pretty eloquent though.

 

Alvin: (puts an arm around Nokia’s shoulder) Hey! Just now the group leader said many people are coming at night, and I heard there are a few pretty girls. Either way, you see someone you like, I’ll set it up for you. (patting his chest)

 

Nokia: Huh? So I want to ask, why did the girl I wanted to talk to wake up in your bed the very next morning?

 

Alvin: An accident, it was really an accident! Look, bro, this time I’ll really help you score!

 

Nokia: Ugh! This will be the last time I trust you.…

 

(Three girls and the group leader (freshers in the camp are arranged in groups and led by a second yr group leader) Easton enter from stage left)

 

Easton: Hello, I’m your group leader Easton! These are girls new to KCL this year. Don’t mess with anyone, okay? I introduced everyone in the WhatsApp group. You are Nokia, and you are Alvin. I didn’t mix that up, right?

 

Nokia, Alvin: Yes, yes! Hellooo!

 

Alvin: Just wanted to ask if there are a lot of drinking games tonight.

 

Easton: (surprised) Damn! fresher nowadays! But yeah, it’s going to be a lot of fun.

 

Nokia: Will the drinking parties be like the ones at UCL? If so, I’ll just go back to my room to sleep.

 

Easton: No way! The parties are way better than those at Midland!

 

Alvin: Then it's on!

 

Easton: (looking back at the girls) Alright, everyone can go together now.

 

Nokia: (walking and talking) Speaking of which, last time we went to the IC Ocamp…

 

(The two look at each other and laugh)

 

Blackout

 

(The two brothers enter, walking towards the middle left. All lights on)

 

Tom, Casey, Candy, and three or four other guys are there; the other three or four guys are playing on their own (Singaporean guy, flashy guy, wild girl, etc.)

 

(Nighttime drinking game)

 

Easton: (opening the door) Friends from group 2, these two are my firmest teammates. Bring them along to play drinking games with you. I have some things to do, I’ll be back later.

 

Alvin: Hey… long time no see…

 

(Alvin and Nokia wave)

 

Besides Alvin and Tom, the other three wave to say hello.

 

The three friends go back to their game.

 

Tom: Finally, I’ve been waiting for you two! What’s up? The firmest freshers? So you have to take a shot first!

 

Alvin: Tom, bro, we’re all friends here, is that okay…?

 

Nokia: Yeah!

 

Tom: Just because we’re friends, that’s why I ask you to drink. 

 

Alvin: Okay! Fine!

 

The two brothers stand together and take a shot.

 

Tom: Oh right! Let me introduce you (pointing with his hand at Candy and Casey) This is Candy. (pauses) This is Casey. They just arrived, and you met the others when we were playing the drinking games earlier.

 

Nokia, Alvin: Yoooo!

 

Tom: Hey, you guys just said hi but didn’t introduce yourselves. How would they know who you are!

 

Alvin: (the first to react) Eh! I’m Alvin, and this guy here is Nokia.

 

(Nokia lightly smacks Alvin on the right)

 

Alvin: (rubbing his face) He usually is like this, sorry. I’ll train him better later.

 

(Their chemistry makes Candy and Casey laugh)

 

(Nokia is angry but can only smile awkwardly)

 

(Nokia and Candy have eye contact, and Candy politely smiles at Nokia)

 

(Candy is stunned)

 

Spotlight just on Nokia and Candy with funny music

 

Spotlight back to everyone

 

Alvin: There aren’t enough seats! No worries! We’ll sit on the floor!

 

Tom: Yeah, some people came over and took all the seats, so we’re sitting on the floor too. Let the girls have the seats. Sit down, sit down!

 

Alvin sits down and sees that Nokia is still standing.

 

Spotlight back to everyone

 

Alvin: Hey, sit down! What are you doing?

 

Nokia: (seems to come back to reality, sits down) Oh (realizes he has lost composure, but his eyes never leave Candy)

 

Candy: (talking to the nearby girl Casey) I’m going to the restroom.

 

Casey: I’ll go with you.

 

(Candy and Casey move aside, Nokia follows Candy with his eyes, even after Candy goes backstage, Nokia still gazes in that direction)

 

Tom: Where are you going?

 

Candy: To the restroom.

 

Alvin: What’s going on?

 

Tom: This time it’s just to chill and drink. But while the two of them are gone, how about we play a round of Mai? Sound good?

 

Alvin: You’re the boss, you call the shots!

 

Tom: Speaking of that. Hey! Everyone, let’s play Mai!

 

(Everyone stretches their hands out, noticing that Nokia hasn’t put his hand out)

 

Hey, Nokia! Nokia! It’s game time!

 

Nokia: Oh, okay (puts his hand out)

 

Tom: I’ll start, this side gets to drink! Next two teams drink! Alright, here it comes! This is really happening!

 

(Someone starts)

 

Let’s drink first!

 

Alvin: Bad boy, learning all my nonsense.

 

Tom: What nonsense! This is a good tradition. You taught it!

 

No exact scene change

 

But after the blackout, the lights come back to show they’ve been playing for a long time.

 

 

Scene 2: Alone

 

Nokia: So! We’ve been playing for so long, I don’t even know what you’re studying.

 

Candy: I study Media, and you?

 

Nokia: I study Biomed Engineering.

 

(Pause)

 

Nokia: I didn’t expect you to be this impressive. Everyone is drunk, but you are still sober.

 

Candy: I mean, you either, no?

 

Nokia: What do you mean? I’m famous for never getting drunk, but for a girl, you are considered of having a large drinking capacity!

 

Candy: (pretending to be angry) Huh! Are you being sexist now?

 

Nokia: No, no, no! (looks at Candy’s face, realizing he seems to have offended her) I really didn’t mean it! It’s just that guys physiologically have more of that unknown enzyme, so…

 

Candy: (seeing Nokia panic, can’t help but laugh) I was just making fun of you!

 

Nokia: (realizing) Ah! You scared me! I was worried you’d be mad!

 

Candy: By the way! I saw that 97 has a promotion, buy one get one free, just near the campsite. Do you… want to go out for a meal after camp?

 

Candy: Huh, but I’m not sure if I should eat with my groupmates.

 

Nokia: Oh, that’s fine, we can go eat another time.

 

Candy: Sounds good, remember to invite Alvin! (realizing her mistake) What I mean is, the three of you should come!

 

Nokia: There’s no saying it can’t be done (grinning, softly) but I just want to go with you.

 

Candy: Sorry, I missed it. What did you say?

 

Nokia: Uh, nothing, nothing.

 

Candy: See you tomorrow! I’ll take Casey back to the room to sleep! Keep an eye on Alvin!

 

Nokia: (with a disappointed look) Bye…

 

Blackout

 

 

Scene 3: Help

 

Location: Restaurant/Home (any place for meals)

 

The three brothers are having a meal.

 

(Nokia is staring blankly at his phone, thinking about how to pursue Candy, poking rice with his chopsticks)

 

Tom: The rice didn’t offend you, did it? Respect the rice, every grain is hard-earned.

 

Nokia: (snaps back to reality, puts down his phone) Right! Aren’t you supposed to help me?

 

Tom: Help with what? Which thing?

 

Alvin: You mean pursuing a girl?

 

Nokia: I told you guys last week! Do you have goldfish memories? I said I wanted to pursue Candy! (acting shy)

 

Alvin: Isn’t she the one you mentioned last time? You have such bad taste! She’s got pig eyes, a big nose, a froggy voice, a stocky body, and elephant legs! Not one part of her looks good!

 

Tom: Seriously! If it weren’t for us being in the UK, we would’ve called the animal control to catch her and send her back to the zoo.

 

Nokia: Damn! No way!

 

Tom: So who is Candy? Show her insta!

 

Nokia: What? The one from Ocamp!

 

Nokia: (turns on his phone and shows Tom) Look…

 

Tom: (focused) Oh… it’s her… Last time at Ocamp during truth or dare, you said she’s the girl you want to date. I didn’t expect you to be serious. She’s really quite something… I give her a Tier 1 rating. Wait a minute, isn’t she in the second year?

 

Alvin: Second year !!! Are you guys even human? (takes the phone away) Anyways, It’s not just a Tier 1 rating! But, Nokia, you’re so abstract in looks. You can’t even get that mid-tier Athena. This is hell-level difficulty for you. Are you sure?

 

Nokia: What! (rubs his hair) I have a baby face, how could girls not like me!

 

(Nokia prepares to hit Alvin.)

 

Tom: Wait!

 

Nokia, Alvin: (looking at Tom at the same time) What is it?

 

Tom: Is she single?

 

Nokia: You scared me, I thought you were saying something! Although I’m lonely and cold, I wouldn’t mess with someone who’s taken! I have standards.

 

Nokia: Moreover, even if she has a boyfriend, it’s still the same.

 

(Nokia winks at Alvin, Alvin understands and laughs)

 

Nokia, Alvin: (in unison) There’s only one competitor!

 

Nokia: Back to the point. I’m only sending her reels now, I don’t know how to move to the next step!

 

Alvin: Ask her out for a meal, walk around! It’s just that!

 

Nokia: I’ve tried that, but I’m afraid there’s nothing to talk about, it’s awkward.

 

Message sound (Tom checks his phone)

 

Alvin: Don’t be like Tom, physiologically he might be a man, but psychologically he’s castrated. Thinking so much. If you like her, then go for it! Being afraid of awkwardness, if you’re afraid of everything, then don’t pursue!

 

Tom gives a middle finger 🖕: Damn you! Good news! There’s another party next week, Candy should be there too. Just seize the opportunity!

 

Nokia: (interrupting) I know, I know, I know. I’ll seduce her, then we’ll get it on.

 

Alvin: You better!

 

Tom: Idiot! I mean you should actively flirt with her and get closer!

 

Alvin: Dude, why do I have such brothers like you! If you keep this up, I’ll cut ties with you!

 

Tom: Seriously.

 

Blackout

 

 

Scene 4: Game Night

 

(Everyone is playing a game halfway through)

 

Easton: (draws a K) K! Drink by yourself! Drink five sips! Drink or don’t drink! Hey hey hey (points at Candy) number 2, drink along!

 

Candy: (drunk) Drink or don’t drink...

 

Nokia: (trying to take Candy's cup) You shouldn’t drink anymore, let me drink it for you.

 

Candy: (snatches it back, leans against Alvin) I can still drink (drinks).

 

Alvin: (no reaction) Ugh, you want to drink and get drunk, so weak.

 

Candy: (snuggles up to Alvin)

 

Nokia: (looking displeased)

 

(Candy isn’t playing anymore; others continue drawing cards. Nokia isn’t focused on the game, the whole time watching Candy)

 

Candy: (softly) Alvin, you’re really charming (getting closer and closer).

 

Alvin: (still focused on the game) You’re going to get drunk!

 

Candy: No, I… (kisses Alvin briefly)

 

Alvin: (no reaction) (awkwardly looks at Nokia)

 

Nokia: (furiously slams the table and leaves)

 

Tom: (noticing the awkward situation, says they should disperse) Ugh, everyone’s drunk, it’s meaningless. Let’s wrap it up!

 

(Alvin has pulled away from Candy and moved away)

(Nokia picks up a drink and keeps drinking)

 

Easton: (lifting Candy and her friends) Hey! We’ll leave first! I need to take them back, you guys be careful!

 

Tom, Alvin: Alright, alright!

 

Tom: (knowing the atmosphere is off but still hoping not to cause a scene, tries to break the awkwardness) Well… we should head out too, okay?

 

Alvin: Oh…

 

Blackout

 

Scene 5: Tom's Birthday

 

(Nokia is furious and disdainful while eating with Alvin)

(Alvin is indifferent to the situation)

 

Tom: Hey! It’s my birthday today, so let’s raise a glass.

 

Alvin: Okay, okay, let’s drink!

 

Nokia: Oh (raises his glass casually)

 

Tom: What’s with you? It’s my birthday, and you’re making a face like a bitter melon! If you don’t say anything, I’d think you’re dead!

 

Alvin: (chuckles lightly) With a bitter melon face, no wonder you can’t get a girl! That’s why Candy doesn’t like you!

 

Nokia: (slams the table) What do you mean by that!

 

Alvin: (calmly) Whoa whoa whoa, just joking! Can’t even joke!

 

Tom: (anxiously) Hey, let’s all just ease up a bit…

 

Nokia: Tom, hang on a second. I need to ask Chen. Chen, what happened that night?

 

Alvin: He was the one who kissed her! I didn’t do anything!

 

Nokia: Did nothing? After it ended, you kept texting her, and that’s what you call doing nothing?

 

Alvin: Just texting! She initiated it! When she came to talk to me, I just flirted with her!

 

Nokia: You don’t think you’re charming or handsome enough that even Candy would want a taste of you? (flipping the table)

 

Alvin: Yeah, I really think I’m good-looking!

 

Nokia: (after thinking for a moment) Sure, you’re the best at stealing your brother's girl, right?

 

Alvin: So if Candy doesn’t like you and likes me, what can I do? I’m not holding a gun to her head to kiss me!

 

Nokia: (shoving him) What are you talking about?

 

Alvin: (lightly pushes him back) You’re the one moving around!

 

Tom (immediately stands between them): Everyone calm down, there’s no need to ruin the mood.

 

Alvin: Your brother is losing it! For a girl, you’re even moving against your brother. Is everyone pursuing girls as loud as you? If a girl isn’t into you, she won’t pay you any mind! You need to be more low-key in the future!

 

(Blackout with red light)

 

Scene 6: Drunken Confessions

 

Location: Tom’s House

 

Tom: (slightly drunk) Bro, do you know how hard it is for me to be stuck in the middle of the mess between you and Alvin? There are some things brothers shouldn’t keep bottled up.

 

(Pause)

 

Alvin says he didn’t pursue Candy; she kissed him out of nowhere. He told me privately, so I believe him. Are you dry for too long? Your brother doesn’t believe you.

 

Nokia: (dismissively, wanting to end the topic) You’re drunk! You should rest early.

 

Tom: (drunkenly) I’m not drunk! What’s brotherhood? You’re the one who’s been the loudest, but the one who helped the most is also him.

 

Nokia: (dismissively) Mmm, I know. Go to bed now.

 

Tom: (drunkenly) What bed? Am I like you? Even though I’m bi, I’m not that easygoing. I have standards. But you, just getting up casually is not even human.

 

Nokia: Dude, go to sleep. (helps Tom to the head of the bed, tucks him in)

 

Tom: I’m not done talking! (sits up in bed, drinks all the whiskey he’s holding, pauses for the burning sensation from the liquor to fade) (more passionately)

 

What’s brotherhood? When you needed help, Alvin would come over to help you at two or threein the morning. Do you remember that? When I was ready to score, you handed me your one and only condom, that's brotherhood! (voice fading) So why let a girl get in the way like this... (leans back, quickly lying down)

 

Nokia: (hesitating) I...

 

Blackout

 

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Scene 7: Nokia's Monologue

 

Location: Outside Tom's House

 

(Nokia is holding a bottle of whiskey)

 

Nokia:

 

Yes... it’s about brotherhood. But damn, he knows I like Candy! Why would he just go for her out of nowhere?

 

(takes a sip of whiskey)

 

Could it be that Candy really has feelings for him? No way! I’m so damn handsome!

 

I’m so damn responsible!

 

I’m so damn... (realizes he’s running out of words) 

 

In short, I have so many good qualities that I can’t even list them all!

 

What makes me less than Alvin? 

 

Alright, if we’re talking looks, I…

 

(voice starts strong but weakens, feeling insecure) 

 

Well, he is actually better looking than me...

 

(then gets fired up again) 

 

But I win on being unique!

 

Damn it! Fine! I admit he’s better than me!

 

So what? Candy was mine first.

 

When Alvin was sick, I took care of him.

 

When he was heartbroken, I helped him dry his tears.

 

When he was pursuing girls, we helped him come up with ideas.

 

Nobody supported him except Tom and me.

 

No matter how busy we are, we’d still meet up whenever we’re back in Hong Kong.

 

We’ve been brothers for so long. How can Alvin choose a girl over his brother?

 

(After speaking, he falls silent)

 

Tom: 

 

You’re talking like it’s not true.

 

Think back on what I just said. Has Alvin ever not helped you?

 

Nokia: I...

 

Tom: Plus, Alvin didn’t even pursue Candy.

 

Nokia: But Candy did kiss him!

 

Tom: Are you crazy? Just because she kissed him doesn’t mean Alvin is pursuing her! So does that mean I’m a food critic if I eat? Are you out of logic here?

 

Nokia: Um...

 

(pause)

 

Nokia: Wait! Where did you come from? Didn’t I just send you home?

 

Tom: I woke up! I was going to buy a pack of cigarettes and saw you here looking dumb.

 

Nokia: So you’ve been here the whole time?

 

Tom: Maybe.

 

(Suddenly, Nokia’s phone rings)

 

Nokia: (talking to himself) Who’s calling me out of the blue?

 

(picks up the call)

 

Nokia: Hello? (in a normal tone)

 

Nokia: Hello, Alvin? (background noise is too loud to hear what Alvin is saying)

 

Nokia: It’s too noisy on your end, I can’t hear you!

 

Nokia: Hello?

 

(hears a loud noise)

 

Nokia: Alvin, are you okay? (suddenly realizing something is wrong, struggles to stay composed)

 

Nokia: Alvin seems to be in trouble.

 

Tom: Let’s go look for him!

 

Nokia: Damn it, let’s hurry! I’ll call an Uber!

 

Blackout

 

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Scene 8: Brotherly Heart-to-Heart

 

Location: On the street, near a trash bin

 

(Alvin is sitting next to the trash bin, another guy, Eric, is watching over him)

 

Nokia: Hey Eric! What’s wrong with him? Is he okay?

 

Eric: He just saw his ex and, for some reason, he’s super emo. He’s been drinking all by himself! He threw up earlier, but he should be coming back to himself now! You guys are just in time to check on him. I have to go find my girl, see ya!

 

Nokia, Tom: Byeeee

 

Tom: You talk to him, I’ll go to the restroom first!

 

Nokia: Hmm! Okay!

 

(Tom goes backstage)

 

Nokia: Hey, wake up!

 

Nokia: (coldly) You shouldn’t have gone away first.

 

(tries to leave)

 

Alvin: Hey!

 

(Nokia sits back down)

 

(A moment of silence)

 

Nokia: Hey! I’m sorry!

 

Alvin: Sorry for what?

 

Nokia: I shouldn’t have said you were stealing girls.

 

Alvin: Forget it! But you shouldn’t waste your time on girls either! You’re just trying to get some action.

 

Nokia: Damn you, I’m all about pure love!

 

Alvin: Hey! But it’s a good thing you didn’t pursue her. Ugh, forget it.

 

Nokia: Why do you say that?

 

Alvin: She’s already been claimed by our group leader Easton.

 

Nokia: Oh, that’s why Easton reacted so strongly that day!

 

Alvin: Ugh, stop talking about that. Do you want a smoke?

 

Nokia: Double or nothing?

 

Alvin: (confidently) Double or nothing.

 

Nokia: Marlboro?

 

Alvin: Marlboro, but I—

 

Nokia: Don’t have a lighter. I don’t know what you’re doing, but you always need to borrow my lighter. Alright, let me find one for you. (searching his pants pocket) Oh shit!

 

Alvin: What’s wrong?

 

Nokia: Where’s my lighter?

 

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Committee Dance

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Act 2: Fated But Not Destined

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Scene 1

 

Male Host (Git Zai): When two people are together, it’s about fate. But can they go all the way to the end? That’s determined by destiny, and you can’t force it. This world doesn’t have anything that lasts forever; it’s the regrets that make things unforgettable. Hello everyone, welcome to the Late Night Love Mailbox. I’m your Jie Zai.

 

Female Host (Jia Ying): I’m Jia Ying.

 

Jie Zai: Jia Ying, what was the reason for your last breakup?

 

Jia Ying: It was the usual stuff, personality clashes and all that.

 

Jie Zai: Hey! Is that an excuse? Could it be that you both didn’t love each other enough?

 

Jia Ying: Looking back now, I think it was because we wanted different things. He wanted a very ordinary relationship, to live a stable life with someone for the rest of his days. But you know me, I’m not that kind of person.

 

Jie Zai: Do you regret it?

 

Jia Ying: Not really! I would say that without him, I wouldn’t be the version of myself I am now. We were happy once, and that’s enough for me!

 

Male Host: That’s right, but I know some people are only meant to meet, not to possess. Since both of you know you can’t be together forever, it’s actually quite nice to turn that memory into something eternal. Today, we have a female listener with a similar story. Let’s call her and listen in.

 

Calling someone soundtrack

 

Host: Hello, who am I speaking to?

 

Qing Qing: Hello, I’m Qing Qing.

 

Jie Zai: Hello Qing Qing, what would you like to talk to us about today?

 

Qing Qing: My ex is getting married next week, and I don’t know if I should go! I thought I had moved on...

 

Jie Zai: How about this? Before we discuss whether you should attend the wedding, can you share your story with us first?

 

[Slowly fades to black]

 

Qing Qing: We met in high school, let’s call him Mr. E. After I started working, we began living together. At first, it was very happy, but then...

 

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Scene 2

 

Location: Dessert Shop

 

(Qing Qing and Eric are already seated, quietly chatting.)

 

(The waiter comes out from the back with two bowls of dessert.)

 

Waiter: (placing down the desserts) Here’s your "Heart Too Soft" and your mango sago. Enjoy!

 

(The waiter goes back to the kitchen, and Qing Qing and Eric start eating the desserts, continuing their conversation while eating.)

 

Qing Qing: Babe, I have one bad news and one good news. Which one do you want to hear first?

 

Eric: Babe, usually your bad news is good news for me, and your good news is bad news for me. So let’s go with the bad news first.

 

Qing Qing: The bad news... is that I’m pregnant.

 

Eric (who was eating dessert, suddenly leans in closer.)

 

Qing Qing: (wipes his mouth with a napkin) Look at you! I was just teasing you!

 

Eric: Babe, don’t joke about things like this! I almost started planning our wedding!

 

Qing Qing: Alright, stop being petty! Anyway, the bad news is that our landlord, that auntie, said she wants to increase our rent.

 

Eric: What about the good news?

 

Qing Qing: The good news is that the campfire newspaper I applied to has accepted me!

 

Eric: Really? Then I’ll have to call you Reporter Lin from now on! Let’s celebrate! (stands up, squints his eyes to prepare for a kiss)

 

Qing Qing: You want to kiss me! I couldn’t find you all morning, and I still haven’t talked to you about Dr. Zhou! (lightly pushes his face, making him sit back down)

 

Eric: (in a small voice) Chiu! You’re so petty!

 

Qing Qing: What did you say?

 

Eric: Nothing, nothing... You know I have to endure for another two years before I can become a doctor; it’s really hard on you. I’m sorry, babe!

 

Qing Qing: That’s a debt to repay! We agreed, you support me in being a reporter, and I’ll support you in being a doctor.

 

Eric: I promise you, after I graduate, I will take care of you!

 

Qing Qing: Just listen first!

 

Eric: But I’m worried that by the time I become a doctor, I’ll turn out like that Nokia guy.

 

Qing Qing: Which Nokia?

 

Eric: What? The one from high school who lost all his hair! If I end up looking like him, will you still love me?

 

Qing Qing: Oh~ then I’ll definitely not want you! After that, it’s clubbing and partying every day!

 

Eric: (pouts)

 

Qing Qing: Alright, alright, my love.

 

Eric: Fine, but why did the rent suddenly increase?

 

Qing Qing: Well, the auntie knew I just started working, and you’re still studying, so she gave us a lower rent. Now that I found a job, I suspect she found out somehow and increased our rent!

 

Eric: So before I started working, you had to endure all this, sugar mommy!

 

Qing Qing: (laughing) Who’s your sugar mommy?

 

(Voice gradually lowers)

 

Eric: Isn’t it you?

 

Eric: Hey, don’t pretend you didn’t hear me!

 

Qing Qing: Ah! Babe, it seems like a new Japanese place called “Sushi Host” opened nearby; let’s try it.

 

Eric: Don’t change the subject.

 

[Blackout]

 

Dance

 

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Scene 3

 

Location: Home

 

(Qing Qing is exercising while Eric is looking at his phone.)

 

Eric: Time to eat! Stop playing around!

 

Qing Qing: I’m telling you, I’m seriously trying to lose weight this time; don’t disrupt my rhythm!

 

Eric: Okay, does rhythm mean I can’t mess with it? 

 

Wow! The beef today looks especially good! Let’s try it! The fat distribution is just right! If you don’t try it, you’ll be foolish! What are you looking at? Do your workout! One, two, one, two.

 

Qing Qing: Yes.

 

Eric: Put in some effort.

 

Qing Qing: Yes.

 

Eric: Be motivated! Struggle!

 

Qing Qing: Yes!!!

 

Eric: There you go!

 

Qing Qing: Why should I listen to you? (goes to the bean bag, grabs Eric’s meat.)

 

Eric: Hey! That beef is mine! Go back to struggling!

 

(They eat, about ten seconds pass)

 

Qing Qing: What are you looking at?

 

Eric: Nothing.

 

Qing Qing: Nothing? You look so happy.

 

Eric: I’m really not.

 

(Qing Qing snatches his phone.)

 

Qing Qing: (bombastic stare) Give it back!

 

Qing Qing: Wow, so many girls—

 

Eric: I told you I’m actually looking at what they’re wearing. Do you believe me?

 

Qing Qing: Do you think I believe you? Huh! Do you believe? (playfully hits Eric.)

 

Eric: Don’t be angry; it’s your birthday today, so don’t be mad!

 

Qing Qing: You even remember my birthday, but where’s my gift? Candy and Nokia! On my birthday, I had balloons and candles. We were having hot pot, and you were late to eat at the street stall!

 

(Qing Qing crosses her arms and sits.)

 

Eric: Ta-da! Let’s see what this is! (pulls something out from under the couch.)

 

(Qing Qing smiles.)

 

Qing Qing: You’re off the hook.

 

Eric: This necklace is impressive! It has my name on it, and when you wear it, it’s like that neighbor’s Tommy; those flies will know who the owner is.

 

Qing Qing: (can’t help but laugh, then immediately turns serious) Wait! Are you saying I’m a dog? Aren’t you?

 

Eric: No... But do you like it?

 

Qing Qing: Okay, la.

 

Eric: Okay. (gently pokes her cheek) So let’s smile a bit, shall we?

 

Qing Qing: Ugh! It’s always like this; you tease me and then tell me two lame jokes like nothing happened!

 

Eric: Then I won’t tell any lame jokes; I’ll just tease you.

 

Qing Qing: (mouthing) Screw you.

 

Eric: Is it true? Don’t lie to me; I’ve never had a woman before. Just thinking about it gets me excited.

 

Qing Qing: Wait a minute.

 

(Goes to the back.)

 

Qing Qing: Here!

 

Eric: What is it?

 

Qing Qing: A gift! Don’t want it? Then I won’t give it.

 

Eric: Of course I want it!

 

Qing Qing: Hope you become a doctor soon! Keep it up!

 

Eric: Thank you... (thinking of hugging Qing Qing.)

 

Qing Qing: Alright, alright! Let’s watch TV!

 

Eric: What are we watching? (picks up the remote.)

 

Qing Qing: How about we watch the Late Night Love Mailbox?

 

Eric: Huh, that sounds boring. Can we watch a drama instead?

 

Qing Qing: But listening to other people’s love troubles is quite interesting.

 

Eric: We don’t have love troubles, so why should we listen to others’ troubles? It’s not worth it to make ourselves unhappy. Maybe we should just rewatch that “Love Elevator” show from last time.

 

Qing Qing: Oh, that sounds good...

 

(Qing Qing cuddles her arm around Eric and leans her head on him.)

 

(TV soundtrack) (lighting blue and white)

 

Qing Qing: Ah! I wonder how I can be as feminine as Sun Li En—

 

Eric: Actually, there are ways—just depends on whether you want it fast or slow!

 

Qing Qing: Fast!

 

Eric: Reincarnate!

 

Qing Qing: Ugh! (pushes his head) But what if it’s slow?

 

Eric: Reincarnate twice. (runs to the back.)

 

Qing Qing: What did you say! (chases into the back.)

 

(They playfully fight.)

 

[Blackout]

 

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Scene 4

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Scene 5

 

Qing Qing: I’m back.

 

Eric: SURPRISE!!! (sets off a confetti popper)

 

Qing Qing: What’s going on? (more shocked than excited.)

 

Eric: Today is our eighth anniversary!

 

Qing Qing: Oh, then I’ll just go change first.

 

Eric: Hey, come on! I’ve been preparing for so long!

 

Qing Qing: I’m so tired; can you let me rest a bit? I don’t even want this!

 

Eric: (looking wronged) But you said you wanted a sense of ceremony! Last time for your birthday, you said you wanted balloons and such! Now you don’t like it? What do you want me to do?

 

Qing Qing: I’m so tired! I just got off work, and I just want to rest!

 

Eric: Ugh! You come back tired every day; is there a day you’re not tired?

 

Qing Qing: Why can’t you think from my perspective? Every time I get scolded by my boss, finish overtime, and you still ask me to do what? I’m really struggling!

 

Eric: You don’t tell me anything; how am I supposed to know how to think from your perspective?

 

Qing Qing: What do you mean? You don’t even work; what can you help me with?

 

Eric: So is it my fault that I’m studying medicine? Yes, you’re the busiest one in the house; I cook dinner every night, and I always wait until the food gets cold before we can eat.

 

Qing Qing: What can I do? You said you’d support me in being a reporter, and I’d support you in being a doctor. What’s going on? You can’t even get through one year; why can’t you do it?

 

Eric: Yes, I did say that. You’re so busy; then we don’t have to be together. You said you lost the necklace I gave you. Maybe you left it at another guy’s place.

 

(Qing Qing slaps Eric.)

 

Qing Qing: (voice trembling) You really disappoint me. I’m so tired. I have to work tomorrow, and I can’t argue with you.

 

Eric: Work, work, work! Your whole mind is just work!

 

(Eric goes backstage.)

 

(Qing Qing pulls out the necklace from her pants pocket, sits down and cries.)

 

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Scene 6

 

Left Stage: Eric and his sister, Tan Zai, are having a meal.

 

Right Stage: Qing Qing and her best friend are chatting at home.

 

Spotlight on Left Stage.

 

Eric’s sister, Cynthia, walks out from backstage and playfully shoves Eric's head from behind.

 

Eric: (unhappily) Who’s messing with me from behind?

 

Cynthia: You brat! If you hadn’t invited me out for a meal today, your parents wouldn’t even know you’re still alive!

 

(Cynthia sits down.)

 

Eric: I’m busy. (feeling exhausted.)

 

Cynthia: You cut your hair, huh?

 

Eric: Yeah. (feeling exhausted.)

 

Cynthia: What’s going on?

 

Eric: What do you mean?

 

Cynthia: Last time you were so down; we have to trace back to when you last broke up.

 

Eric: Ugh, I’m just tired...

 

Cynthia: (raises her hand to the back) Excuse me!!

 

(Tan Zai’s sister walks out from backstage, taking out a notebook to write.)

 

Tan Zai’s Sister: What would you like to eat, miss?

 

Cynthia: I’d like beef, beef balls, and fish tofu, no spice, please.

 

Tan Zai’s Sister: One order of beef and fish tofu, no spice, coming right up.

 

Eric: I’d like a spicy pork belly, ten spice.

 

Tan Zai’s Sister: One spicy pork belly, coming right up.

 

Eric: I’d like a cold lemon tea, less sweet.

 

Tan Zai’s Sister: One cold lemon tea, less sweet, coming right up.

 

(Tan Zai’s Sister goes back to the kitchen.)

 

Cynthia: You don’t look sick or in pain, yet you seem so down. You really have something on your mind.

 

Eric: ...

 

Cynthia: If you’re not speaking, I’ll leave. (stands up and pretends to walk away.)

 

Eric: Hey! (grabs her hand.)

 

Cynthia: (sits back down) What’s the matter? Last time you mentioned that your relationship with Qing Qing is having problems. Do you like someone else, or is Qing Qing cheating?

 

Eric: No, sis, can you not be so nosy?

 

Cynthia: What’s going on with you and Qing Qing then?

 

Eric: I really don’t understand why we used to be so sweet and had so much to talk about. But for some reason, after she started working, we fight every day. In the last four months, we haven’t even had a chance to talk.

 

Cynthia: Well, that’s actually normal! She’s working, and you’re still studying; you’re in two different worlds! Do you think it’s still like being kids in love?

 

Eric: I know, I get it! But I’m trying so hard to get back to how we were before. I even bought her balloons, the things she loves, to celebrate our eighth anniversary, hoping we could return to how we were! Why can’t we?

 

Cynthia: Little brother! You haven’t started working yet; you don’t get it. When she comes home from work, she’s exhausted; you have no idea what she’s been through. She might have been scolded by her boss, finished overtime, and you have no idea. How can she have the energy to deal with you? If she didn’t scold you, wouldn’t she just be grinning?

 

Eric: What can IEric: What can I do then?

 

Cynthia: Actually, I’ve wanted to tell you for a long time! Have you ever thought that maybe Qing Qing isn’t really the right person for you?

 

Eric: But I really love her!

 

Cynthia: Love and compatibility are two different things.

 

Eric: I don’t understand. (shakes his head)

 

Cynthia: It’s really like when you eat at that noodle shop. Right now, you’re having plain broth, but you used to enjoy the spicy broth. You remember how every time we went there, you’d want it spicy. 

 

Eric: I remember! After eating, I’d always end up in the bathroom, and my parents would joke that they thought I went to North Korea because the bathroom looked like it had just experienced a nuclear explosion.

 

Cynthia: Spicy noodles are like the people I used to date. They are enjoyable, but they always leave me with a painful experience afterward. Back in the day, when I liked someone, I thought I could conquer the world just by liking them. You remember my ex, right? I loved him so much, and I knew he loved me too. We kept breaking up and getting back together, trying to change for each other, but can love alone really sustain a relationship?

 

Eric: So, can’t we just work things out slowly? Why can’t we sit down together and sort things out? Every time we argue and reach a critical point, she just storms out.

 

Cynthia: Young man, you’re too young for this. After one issue, two issues, three issues, you’ll start to see that reality is harsh. The more you love someone and try to change yourself to maintain the relationship, the more likely you’ll end up hurting yourself. Because you’re focusing solely on making the other person happy, without truly changing your own mindset.

 

Your mom always says, “Just find the right person and marry them.” But many “right” people are just as bland as plain broth—tasteless and unmemorable. If that’s the case, what’s the difference between that and eating a bowl of plain noodles? I’d rather not eat at all.

 

Eric: So, is your husband Jason the right person for you or someone you just like?

 

Cynthia: (smiling) Why not both?

 

Eric: Isn’t it easy to find?

 

Cynthia: Do you really think Jason is perfect for me? Of course not! It’s all about compromise. Even if he has many things I want him to change, he doesn’t pay attention to me.

 

Eric: Didn’t you just say that the wrong person can’t be compromised with?

 

Cynthia: Living unhappily is about differing lifestyles, so you have to adjust to each other. But when you and your partner want different things, it’s really hard to adjust. The safety and companionship I want, Jason can give me, and I can provide him what he wants. It works out. People grow up; when Qing Qing steps into the workforce, she’ll meet new people and see new things, and her values will change. If you both change at different rates, you won’t sync up. You’re not wrong; she’s not wrong either. But while Qing Qing is pedaling a bike, you’re still walking.

 

Eric lowers his head and stays silent. (maybe takes a deep breath)

 

Cynthia: Actually, if you and Qing Qing are really what you say you are, have you thought about letting go? The reason you both got together was that you enjoyed being happy with each other. But now, if you both have nothing to talk about, what’s the difference between being together and being alone? Before you completely ruin it, wouldn’t it be better to freeze your love at its best moment?

 

If you truly love her, you should learn to let go. Don’t waste each other's time. Think about it.

 

(There’s a pause for contemplation.)

 

Eric: By the way, sis...

 

Cynthia: Hmm? (thinking he has something serious to say.)

 

Eric: You actually look pretty good when you talk normally. Why do you always act so silly?

 

Eric immediately runs backstage.

 

Cynthia: (immediately changes her expression to angry and chases after him) You better not run! If I don’t beat you up today, I’m not a Zhou!

 

(Chases out, into backstage.)

 

Tan Zai’s Sister: (holding two bowls) Hey? Are you two fighting?

 

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Scene 7

 

Candy: (excitedly) Wait! Are you really thinking about breaking up? You two are the longest couple I’ve seen. I always thought you would get married!

 

Qing Qing: I used to think so too!

 

Candy: What’s the reason?

 

Qing Qing: (calmly) We used to fight every week. I thought it was okay because at least we were still willing to argue. But when you’ve tried everything and don’t want to argue anymore, that’s when I knew our time was up!

 

Candy: Tell me how he makes you angry and what he did wrong. You know my guy, Nokia, right? He’s friends with Tom, Alvin, and Eric. I’ll call Nokia and have him and the guys deal with Eric. (takes out her phone.)

 

Qing Qing: No, it’s not his fault! It’s me! (takes the phone away and puts it down.)

 

Candy: So what does that mean?

 

Qing Qing: I’m just tired. I can’t balance love and work. I was wrong; dating in school is different from now! (the real reason for the breakup)

 

Candy: How can that be? Didn’t you say Eric supports you in being a reporter and gives you more space?

 

Qing Qing: No! I can’t be a competent girlfriend! Just last time, we celebrated our anniversary; he prepared a wonderful surprise for me. But I had just gotten off work, and I was so tired that I didn’t even think and snapped at him.

 

Candy: But you’ve been together for eight years; you love him, and he must love you too. It’s such a small thing; you don’t have to break up!

 

Qing Qing: It’s not just this time. You know, eight years! (starting to cry) So many memories! I don’t want it to end so badly! Because I love him, I want to let him go, because I truly think I’m not right for him. Do you understand?

 

Candy: But whether you’re right for him isn’t just your decision, right? Have you talked to Eric yet?

 

Qing Qing: Let’s put it this way, he’s not right for me. At least at this moment. (smiling to cover her sadness) (begins to sing) But I want to spend the last few days before we break up happily.

 

(Christy sings "Contradictions in a Lifetime.") (Cherrie goes back to backstage.)

 

[Blackout)

 

Scene 8  

Location: Dessert Shop  

 

Waiter: What would you like to eat? Oh! Long time no see you two!  

 

Eric: (awkwardly) Yeah! Been busy!  

 

Waiter: Oh! Is it the usual? You’ll have the “Soft Heart” dessert, and she’ll have the mango sago.  

 

Eric: Yes!  

 

Qingqing: No! I haven’t had mango sago in a long time; it’s too sweet. I’ll have a bowl of tofu pudding, please! (The change in taste symbolizes a change in feelings.)  

 

Waiter: Got it, I’ll be right back.  

 

(The waiter goes backstage)  

 

Qingqing: Can we talk?  

 

Eric: How about tomorrow instead? (Christy interrupts) I’m really tired today.  

 

Qingqing: (interrupts) Let’s talk today.  

 

(Silence)  

Qingqing: Can we clarify things now?  

 

Eric: (looking down, trying to avoid) Let’s talk next time...  

 

Qingqing: (exploding) Our personalities are completely different! It’s just like how you only eat the “Soft Heart” dessert. Have you tried their taro balls? Their glutinous rice balls? Their tofu pudding is the signature dessert here. Have you thought about how, while everyone else moves forward, you’re just standing still? Eric, that’s not how life works.  

 

Eric: So you like to try new things. I’ve known that since day one, so I’m just the person who supports you from behind, giving you suggestions.  

 

Qingqing: (impatiently) Eric, some things are just wrong, and it’s just wrong! I... (excitedly speaking the truth) I don’t know how to keep going with you! You always just hesitate before acting. When I say I want to do A, you only then go to do A. Last time on my birthday, I wanted balloons to go to a fancy restaurant. I wanted you to do it on your own. For our 8th anniversary, I said I wanted to go camping, but you gave me something I wanted last year instead. You only gave it to me a year later. What’s the point? When you’re in a relationship, you have to invest your heart and effort. You don’t have the heart to move forward with me. I want you to understand me! (Crying)  

 

Eric: (starting to cry)  

Eric: (confused) It’s not that we don’t love each other; it’s just that we haven’t adjusted yet. I can give you emotional support. How about we get married two years after I graduate?  

 

Qingqing: Marriage? (helplessly) Why do you think marriage will solve our problems?  

 

Eric: We’ve been together for so long; it’s just like a married couple. Even though we’ve lost that initial romantic feeling, isn’t a simple, honest love the most sincere kind of love?  

 

Qingqing: Do you feel that love for you is like a responsibility? You always take time to see me because you feel you have a responsibility in this relationship, not because you truly want to see me. You’re not willingly living life with me or thinking about the future. I’ve tried to follow your pace, but I want some reciprocation too. (Crying)  

(Pause with sobbing sounds)  

Qingqing: I hope you have a better future, even if it doesn’t include me.  

 

(A couple enters and sits where they used to sit)  

Boyfriend: Baby, what do you want to eat?  

 

Girlfriend: Mmmmm, I want to have “Soft Heart” and also mango sago.  

 

Boyfriend: Then let’s order both! Please!  

(The waiter comes back)  

Waiter: Yes! What would you like to eat?  

Blackout  

(Grayson sings "Giving You Happiness, So Happy")  

 

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Scene 9  

 

Jiezi: (eating cup noodles) (sniffling)  

 

Qingqing: What’s that sound?  

 

Jiezi: Oh, nothing! After hearing your story, even I, who is single, can feel that heartache. It made me shed a few tears!  

 

Qingqing: Oh... So do you think I should go to his wedding?  

 

Jiaying: Qingqing, could it be that you’re not letting go of this person, but rather the version of yourself that gave everything back then?  

 

Qingqing: ....I don’t know, maybe I still care...  

 

Jiaying: I understand. Basically, you’ve invested 100% of your youth in this guy. As for whether to go to the wedding, can you really do it? To look at the person you once loved deeply stepping into another phase of life with someone else?  

 

Jiezi: Since so much time has passed, if he sent you an invitation, he must have moved on. Isn’t it time for you to move on too? To go to the wedding and say goodbye to your past self?  

 

Qingqing: ...sigh.  

 

Jiezi: But I believe that after talking for so long, deep down you should have your own answer. Just follow your heart!  

 

Qingqing: Understood.  

 

Jiaying: Alright, thank you Qingqing for calling in to share your past love story. If any of the viewers want to hear more love stories, remember to tune in next week.  

 

Jiaying, Jiezi: (together) Late Night Love Mailbox!  

 

Jiezi: Bye Bye  

 

(Cut off)  

 

Jiezi: Woof, that’s a wrap.  

 

(Gets up to pack things up)  

 

Jiezi: Speaking of which, a few years ago—didn’t a medical student submit a story about wanting to get back with his girlfriend? But the producer thought his story wasn’t juicy enough and didn’t choose him to call in. The female lead sounded a lot like Qingqing!  

 

Jiaying: Ah, I remember! Back then, I even said he was so pussy for not pursuing her

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